Barack Obama's Eyes Were Watching God
In the matter of United States President Barack Obama's ass-ogling, let us not jump to hasty conclusions. I believe moderation, restraint, and an awareness of the complexities of the male gaze require no less than a considered and circumspect response.
I am not going to say what President Obama was looking at because honestly only he knows. Those who say he was looking at her rear do not know for sure what they are saying and those that say he is not also have no idea in reality. We have all had moments where we looked somewhere we should not have and then also had moments where we just happen to be looking in a place where something inappropriate then appears and are forced to turn away in embarrassment. Who really knows what was happening here. It is really all about the context and giving someone the benefit of the doubt.
Exactly! Who among us can say with any degree of certainty that the President's attention was drawn irrevocably to that astounding ass, its full, supple mounds pulling his eyes toward those remarkable orbs and causing him—for just a moment—to forget all else about his surroundings, the burdens of office, notions of propriety, or any other thing? Is it within your capacity to assert with any sort of confidence that Obama could not help but drink in that fantastic, life-affirming ass, an ass which gives credence to the seemingly untenable position that there is indeed some divine creator who shapes our ends? Of course not! He was probably just staring over her shoulder—a shoulder attached to a body that bears the world's most magnificent ass. I mean, HOLY COW, that is some amazing ass. I gotta lie down.
Is the hair blanket she's sporting ruining it for anyone else?
(Because at first I thought it was Chelsea Clinton circa 1996 and, I mean, I love me some Chels but eeehhhheeewww.)
No. Most definitely not.
YES. and i can fire my shrink now. I'm most definitely not gay or bi. Thanks the Awl. The power of that ass is completely lost on me.
YES. And that dress is circa 1992. And then I started to get all judgey…
NY Post says this poor thing is 16.
She's probably mortified.
And for a 16 year old, that's a perfectly acceptable dress. (and her ass is pretty good considering how skinny her arms look. just sayin.)
GMA did a good piece on this this morning.
…shapes our ends
I bow down, sir.
He was probably just looking for somewhere to eat his lunch.
or to do some blow. Too much?
I, for one, am relieved to see that Obama is human.
Unlike the divine, supernatural bearer of that sublime ass.
I'm glad to see the president has finally found a platform that, regardless of idealogical leanings, all Americans can really get behind.
Oliver Stone believes there's a second ass. Obama looks back and to the left.
Dibs on the grassy knoll!
If there is ANYTHING that could make the President more relatable and "regular guy", this is it. Forget about the arugula and the professorial style. The President is a DUDE and caught a good, long look. The video provides plausible deniability with the step and the lady behind him, but that fine Brazilian ass must have been impossible to ignore.
Oh Awl. Cringe. I can't believe you thought this merited another post. 15 more minutes of fart jokes, I guess.
Makes me wonder: Is Balk an ass guy or a boob guy? — He's very secretive about this…
Let's ask Balk's Cock.
*mumbles* I don't see what's so great about that ass *mumbles*
Sarkozy's bemused look is also priceless.