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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

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Barack Obama, The World's Most Nuanced Racist


Remember when the yahoos were all, "Barack Obama goes to a white-hating church!" and we were like, "But I thought you said he was a Muslim?" Here's Glenn Beck of Fox News declaring that the President is a racist, but that special kind of racist who likes white people. Honestly, no wonder the right is so afraid of him; he can do anything.

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whowhahuh
whowhahuh (#57)

W.T.F.? It's just too ridiculous to believe. I would laugh out loud all morning long if I sat in on that show.

Erin Burnett is smokin'

HeyThatsMyBike

Does Glenn Beck know how funny he is? I mean, it's impossible to take him seriously, so he must be in on the joke, right?
"He has exposed himself as having a deep-seated hatred of white people."
"I'm not saying that he doesn't like white people..."
HE HAS TO BE IN ON THE JOKE, RIGHT?

RonMwangaguhunga

Glenn Beck is an iteration of a mushroomy, non-lethal but dangerous fungus that grows on the underbelly of democracies waking up from deep slumber.

spanish bombs
spanish bombs (#562)

Hey, so no offense, but I feel like you guys would have more compelling posts if you spent your time looking up interesting stories for me to read from periodicals that I don't normally peruse (eg all those funny ones from the London papers!) instead of watching Fox News and getting all huffy.

Fox News and their audience are kind of crazy and not worth paying attention to. I am quite aware. I quit caring a few years ago.

Matt
Matt (#26)

"Hey, I mean, I have *plenty* of white friends, it's totally ok!" -- B. Obama

kitten_witawip

I wonder if he would want his sister to marry one?

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Glenn Beck gives sub-humans a bad name.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Do these people forget he's HALF WHITE?

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

BTW - the correct reading of that banner would be 'FOX News Outrage Over His Handling of Gates Flap.'

Just slide that logo on down a li'l.

ContainsHotLiquid

Totally not convenient to have to think of, y'know, details and facts and basic logical fallacies.

RonMwangaguhunga

I love me some Glenn Beck. I just get lost all up in his crazy. If you look closely, you can see his eyes dart about in a way suggestive of chemical imbalance. And his smiiile -- oooh, la-la, when he says something malicious -- it is what one imagines an evil gnome or somesuch nocturnal malevolent fairy tale-ish creature might flash at you, in a dark wood, just before luring you into a trap.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Those eyes are saying, "I'm playing pocket pool. Without a cue."

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

yes, I'm fairly certain he lives under a bridge.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

beck is a comedian. he even sells tickets to his cstand up shows. he's like what andrew dice clay was to misogynists but for the septuagenarian set. i'm surprised all my friends get so upset by him. Complaining about beck being ridiculous is like complaining about a monkey not properly using the toilet.

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