Before clicking on the following link, a couple of things! 1. You will probably never accept a ride home from a gay guy again after reading this. And! 2. Every once in a while it's nice to read something about "lifestyle" that will never, ever appear in Sunday Styles. 3. This is safe for work, in terms of there are no dirty pictures? But definitely not safe for work in terms of language, or for the very squeamish. 4. People sure are funny critters! There: You were warned.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
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The fuck do you think is in Armor All?
'BUTT' written in black on a pink background is never safe for work in the midwest.
Google's fine with it; they're serving up Jeep replacement part ads right now.
hahaha, and now there's an ad for "Jeep Wrangler Neoprene Seat Covers!"
who needs to click through to the article, all the infotainment's right here!
Ha! I wet myself.
OH MY! I HAVE JUST LEARNED THAT I AM QUITE SQUEAMISH.
Meh.
I hope Matteo has a "no asparagus" rule in his Manhunt profile.
Maybe warning #5 should be that the link points to Butt Magazine, which your employer's/local library's Web filter may have a problem with.
Not that you should be reading The Awl while you're at work/the library. Perv.
Indeed!
My mail is always fucking wet, and now I know why!
"...face down in the back where the seat meats the seat back..."
Indeed.
"...when the rubber underpants meet the road."
I can't read this at work, but they carry this mag at my local american apparel, so I'll just pick it up on my way home.
Wait, when did Georges Bataille start writing for Butt?