A Michael Jackson Is Best Measured When It Is Down
A family in Stockton, CA, claims the image of Michael Jackson made itself manifest on their tree stump on the day of his death. "'Michael Jackson was an icon to us,' said one neighbor. 'To Stockton, Michael Jackson meant more to us than Jesus, to some people. I think they're both about even.'" MSNBC talking head/Awl photojournalism correspondent Ana Marie Cox, who was scheduled to appear on the tree prior to Jackson's passing, had no comment.












That's not Michael. It's Twiggy.
Doing it with Woody Harrelson and Charles Barkley.
Were any wood peckers spotted on the stump?
Doesn't the instantaneous "Or Ed McMahon?" response from TWO of the subjects to the cathechetical, "Why not Jesus?" posit a hagiography that, in the Apocalypse, we may already be a winner?
Oh goody, another reason to hate on Stockton, besides all the Clampers, migrant farm-workers and Pavement enthusiasts there. It's like Modesto, but more inbred.
Oh goody, another reason to hate on Stockton, besides all the Clampers, migrant farm-workers and Pavement enthusiasts there. It's like Modesto, but more inbred.
There are still Pavement enthusiasts?
I guess it kind of looks like it has vitiligo..?