Sad news: Remember how, when you were a little kid, your grandpa would put you on his knee and inculcate the spirit of entrepreneurship by repeating the age-old phrase, "Build a better asswipe and the world will beat a path to your door?" Well, it turns out that sentiment is no longer true in our fast-paced, risk-averse, what-have-you-wiped-for-me-lately world. Comfort Wipe, the revolutionary ass-wiping device we talked about last week, has been discontinued before it could even see the dark of ass. Ah, well. I guess that's how it goes in the invention business. Back to the ass-wiping board!
Monday, June 15, 2009
12
I think they got sued by the Clapper people.
So I own a collectible?
But I was going to order one of those to clean in between my fat rolls!
the hell you say:
http://www.amazon.com/Self-Wipe-Bathroom-Toileting-Aid-Perfect/dp/B0012AMJN8
That device was the linchpin of my plan to become morbidly obese.
I'll wait for the 2.0 version.
Must we be forever enslaved to to the limitations of late-19th-century ass-wiping technology?
Though we've come so far since the corn cob, it's hard for the tp Luddites to accept and kind of advances.
Thank gawd. It's hard telling how long it would have been before one of those things became someone's sex toy.
ahhhh, new layout, new layout. I like it though, but I was a little confused about where I was on these here internets.
You guys need more contributors with faces.
You guys need fewer contributors sharing faceless faces.
Now. Onto the content.
Scam Ow.