Comments on: Who Killed Michael Jackson?

By: sam156

sam156 — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:03:14 +0000

hello
he was a thief and desieves to die i was there when he died and will love to be the one who did the killing

By: davide1982

davide1982 — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:37:04 +0000

I wonder why everyone now consider only drugs misuse as the main reason of Michael Jackson's sudden death!?!? There were plenty of events contributed to his poor health that happened quite before the recent times. Here I've tried to list all of them:

http://www.myhowtoos.com/en/red-hot/85-what-really-killed-michael-jackson-full-list

By: dongrey

dongrey — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:56:29 +0000

"Who can make a lot of money on his absence from the mail"
"I" said Martin Bashir
"It's a pity he's so trusting"
"He doesn't know what's coming"
"And I'm laughing all the way to the bank"

http://views-on-the-news.blogspot.com/2009/07/who-killed-michael-jackson.html

By: Crunchbird

Crunchbird — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:49:50 +0000

Well done.

By: PandoraSpocks

PandoraSpocks — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:07:17 +0000

Fabulous Balk.

By: Tulletilsynet

Tulletilsynet — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:06:14 +0000

"Be less stupid" is not a command, it's a magic spell.

By: missdelite

missdelite — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:44:04 +0000

It's Shakespearean.

By: hman

hman — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:16:56 +0000

Really. I can't read any other MJ stuff after this.

By: MisterHippity

MisterHippity — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:15:47 +0000

Balk be nimble, Balk be quick
Balk be writing the Jackson shtick!

By: MercuryPDX

MercuryPDX — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:03:28 +0000

[Applauds wildly]

By: dweeb

dweeb — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:56:07 +0000

Minister Farrakhan. My bad.

By: dweeb

dweeb — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:55:40 +0000

Couldn't rhyme anything with Nation of Islam?

By: resipsaloquacious

resipsaloquacious — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:40:11 +0000

Bubbles. Bubbles killed Jacko.

By: chrissth

chrissth — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:00:49 +0000

Yes, yes.
Bravo, sir.

By: meerkat

meerkat — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:54:33 +0000

My thoughts exactly. Brilliant!

By: TerseNursePornstein

TerseNursePornstein — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:21:20 +0000

"I," said Dave Bry.
(just another incident in a lifetime of regret
tho' he's not buried yet.)
"I," said Dave Bry.

By: Abe Sauer

Abe Sauer — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:11:08 +0000

Now THIS made me less stupid, as promised.

By: hazmathilda

hazmathilda — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:07:31 +0000

This is me during this post:

http://tinypic.com/r/v95kp/5

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:07:03 +0000

This is right up there with the en-Cock'ed Of Mice and Men. Brilliant, sir.

By: oudemia

oudemia — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:51:37 +0000

Perfect.

By: ljnd

ljnd — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:48:21 +0000

*salutes Balk*

By: Fredrick

Fredrick — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:42:30 +0000

And to think, I was almost afraid to read this.

By: Kataphraktos

Kataphraktos — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:40:27 +0000

"A post-mortem examination is now being carried out by Dr Lakshmanan Sathyavagiswaran who was a witness in the OJ Simpson case."

WTF.

Perhaps you could somehow incorporate this into the unabridged version, along with Tuna's piece?

By: alison

alison — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:38:58 +0000

nicely done!

By: Tuna Surprise

Tuna Surprise — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:34:57 +0000

"Who'll unleash the snark?
"We," said the commenters.
"There's nothing to mourn he was over before we were born"
We'll unleash the snark."