Colleges with valet parking include Florida International, USC, Columbia and Cal State Sacramento. But don't leave this school off your list! "High Point University, a small liberal arts college in North Carolina, spoiling the students may be exactly the point of valet. The campus, in addition to boasting a valet service, is home to a free ice cream truck, a concierge desk, and a giant hot tub in the middle of campus." And a president who is basically Tony Robbins with smaller teeth!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
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You get balloons and a song and cake on your birthday!
What a great way to prepare our youth for the future!
But when are they going to provide parking for my valet? Get it right, nouveaux riches!
The have an excellent Valet Studies Department.
As a native North carolinian, I can attest to HPU's grandiose amenities. I went to two different summer camps there, one being yearbook camp (No comment).
You can be sure, if Fantasia Barrino had finished High School and stuck around High Point, now you know where she'd be sneaking in for parties.
That's no hot tub. It's the campus bathing facility.
And the water tower.
Aw man, they make the country club where I went to undergrad look chintzy. Bastards.
The B-school at Chicago had concierge service and valet, while we assholes in the Humanities Division racked up hundreds of dollars in parking tickets each year, and had no one to get our Cubs tickets for us or tell us where to take our dry cleaning.
Remember that song by The Auteurs called 'Valet Parking'? That was a good song.
I personally wouldn't attend a college without a sommelier in every dorm.