British Prime Minister Gordon Brown appears to have survived a meeting of the Parliamentary Labour Party. Brown is said to have made "the speech of his life," and was defended by, among others, the blind former Home Secretary David Blunkett, who arrived to the meeting with a broken rib which he sustained after being attacked by a cow.
Monday, June 8, 2009
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Still amused?
Mad Cow still rampant in the UK.
Has PETA claimed responsibility for the attack?
"I know the public are furious with politicians, but I didn't realise the anger has spread to Britain's cow population, too." Ladies and gents, THAT is a consummate pro at work.
that happened to me once... and it was a holy cow in India...
Blunkett attacked by a cow? Hm, didn't see that coming. Ba-dum-cha!
Anyway, the Tory vote barely increased so Golden Brown still has that going for him. Also David Cameron wants to steal everybody's money and give it to Boris Johnson so they can wear matching diamond top hats when they go out and get drunk and rape and beat poor people. So that's two things.