Comments on: What If Britney Were Topless And No One Cared? http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-if-britney-were-topless-and-no-one-cared Seriously, this could not be more beta Sat, 20 Mar 2010 05:16:09 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: edisdead http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-if-britney-were-topless-and-no-one-cared#comment-8119 edisdead Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:57:59 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=4702#comment-8119 honestly, I think it's partially because the photos are from 2007. She's just not that shocking anymore. She's a mother of two, for chrissakes. honestly, I think it's partially because the photos are from 2007. She's just not that shocking anymore. She's a mother of two, for chrissakes.

]]> By: SarahHeartburn http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-if-britney-were-topless-and-no-one-cared#comment-8095 SarahHeartburn Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:52:37 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=4702#comment-8095 Yeah, but you got a seeing web-eye porno dog to do it for you. and for shame, you, a father.... Yeah, but you got a seeing web-eye porno dog to do it for you. and for shame, you, a father….

]]> By: David http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-if-britney-were-topless-and-no-one-cared#comment-8036 David Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:38:50 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=4702#comment-8036 I thought Britney was blond. What happened? I thought Britney was blond. What happened?

]]> By: MisterHippity http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-if-britney-were-topless-and-no-one-cared#comment-8021 MisterHippity Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:24:11 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=4702#comment-8021 Those poor little temporary tattoos don't stand a chance against the awesome power of Britney's nipples. At least, that's what I've heard. I haven't looked at the pictures myself. Those poor little temporary tattoos don't stand a chance against the awesome power of Britney's nipples.

At least, that's what I've heard. I haven't looked at the pictures myself.

]]> By: propertius http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-if-britney-were-topless-and-no-one-cared#comment-8002 propertius Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:13:28 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=4702#comment-8002 Let us solemnly hope not. I agree with you about "partner", especially now that it has been relaunched as a participle, "partnered", as in "I am openly partnered". (N.B. I am not partnered, openly or otherwise.) Let us solemnly hope not.

I agree with you about "partner", especially now that it has been relaunched as a participle, "partnered", as in "I am openly partnered".

(N.B. I am not partnered, openly or otherwise.)

]]> By: andrew graham http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-if-britney-were-topless-and-no-one-cared#comment-7997 andrew graham Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:55:29 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=4702#comment-7997 And another problem: She alleges to enjoy London. And another problem: She alleges to enjoy London.

]]> By: Emily http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-if-britney-were-topless-and-no-one-cared#comment-7995 Emily Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:42:51 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=4702#comment-7995 Ha! Oh man. We were all so much thinner then, me included. Also a bummer that happened before we started getting paid by the pageview. Ha! Oh man. We were all so much thinner then, me included. Also a bummer that happened before we started getting paid by the pageview.

]]> By: rod_townsend http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-if-britney-were-topless-and-no-one-cared#comment-7992 rod_townsend Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:36:09 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=4702#comment-7992 Yesterday at some back patio barbecue bar thing about ten of us were showing each other our underwear, as immature gay men will. (Least mature being my friend E and I, both going commando, but still lowering trou enough to accentuate the point.) Meanwhile, A dropped trou to reveal pink knit boxers which had shifted so that the family jewels were revealed. His "partner" [I hate that word.] soon took him home as well. Is being escorted away from the party now to be known as a "Britney" moment? Yesterday at some back patio barbecue bar thing about ten of us were showing each other our underwear, as immature gay men will. (Least mature being my friend E and I, both going commando, but still lowering trou enough to accentuate the point.) Meanwhile, A dropped trou to reveal pink knit boxers which had shifted so that the family jewels were revealed. His "partner" [I hate that word.] soon took him home as well.

Is being escorted away from the party now to be known as a "Britney" moment?

]]> By: Choire http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-if-britney-were-topless-and-no-one-cared#comment-7991 Choire Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:21:52 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=4702#comment-7991 True! True!

]]> By: Abe Sauer http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-if-britney-were-topless-and-no-one-cared#comment-7990 Abe Sauer Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:10:21 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=4702#comment-7990 http://gawker.com/news/britney-spears/omg-britney-sex-tape-omg-probablymaybe-213240.php I think that covers BOTH this and the previous post. http://gawker.com/news/britney-spears/omg-britney-sex-tape-omg-probablymaybe-213240.php
I think that covers BOTH this and the previous post.

]]> By: KarenUhOh http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-if-britney-were-topless-and-no-one-cared#comment-7989 KarenUhOh Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:03:17 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=4702#comment-7989 Guess she's not real ticklish. Guess she's not real ticklish.

]]> By: IBentMyWookie http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/what-if-britney-were-topless-and-no-one-cared#comment-7988 IBentMyWookie Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:58:27 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=4702#comment-7988 It's like looking into a mirror. A funhouse mirror that gives you Midwestern arms, but still. It's like looking into a mirror. A funhouse mirror that gives you Midwestern arms, but still.

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