What Black People Should Do Now
Former Senator Rick Santorum suggests that President Obama could just as easily set a good example for black people—who hate marriage—by getting his wife loaded at some neighborhood dive. Everyone knows fancy dinners and Broadway shows are for white people anyway.
SideBar: You know G-Damn well the saucy Mrs. Obama totally rocked Mr. Presidents world when they got back from their nite on the town…in fact –lets all get real about what "Date Night" really means: Our prez is getting laid that night. Hell, we're ALL getting laid that night. God Bless America.
The President should declare it National Date Night (Get Yours Holiday) whenever he takes Michelle out.
"got back from their nite on the town"??? Why wait that long? They had the Gulfstream to themselves, so a little mile high club action was no doubt in order.
I would hate to be Santorum's wife.
Seriously–all that anal sex would be tiring.
*explodes laughing*
Mrs Santorum is a minx — for real. She was a grad student living with her professor when Rick met her and the three of them would hang out. She was up to stuff.
Interasante. Please say more.
From here.
Didn't remember that quite right, obvs. But ballparky.
I would now like to have a beer; and to give Mr. Sanitorium several shots.
When I hear the word Santorum, I…
http://santorum.com/
I hate sleeping in the santorum spot.
Washingtonian Magazine's September 2006 issue ran an annual survey of Capital Hill staffers. Former Senator Rick Santorum tied for second place (with George "Macaca" Allen) in the "No Rocket Scientist" category (aka, one of the dumbest Senators in town).
http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/mediapolitics/1666.html
Yes, black people need a lesson on how to act! And that's a lesson best learned with Thunderbird.
//triple-racist
Poor Rick would probably be shocked to know that the president is bi-racial.
To Santorum bi-anything means you like to do it with cats as well as dogs.
That photo looks like Barack just passed her the last of the joint. "It's all you, Michelle."