From our inbox, an invite to a party that you can attend in the Hamptons this weekend, with Whitney Port and Pepsi! Oh, you're what? Stabbing yourself in the eyes with your own toenails instead?
Thursday, June 11, 2009
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I tried to have a Pepsi once with Whitney Houston, but she wanted Coke instead.
"pepsi with whitney port"
is that like the new york version of cola and thunderbird? sounds classy. count me in.
Ad a little grenadine and some ice and the partayyyyy begins...
I am tempted by the promise of "international vocal." Is that what happens when you play all world music at once?
"all your dance are belong to us."
I could go for a glass of port, but this "natural" thing scares me.
Looks like the terrorists have already won.
That's enough of your Fire Island snobbery, looking down your nose at the Hamptons!
Here is the thing....the substance of this posting annoys because the only reasonable response begins with this sads line:
" I remember when..." and then follow with some glorious recollection of parties dayz gone that were sponsored by Champagne-ers and Drug Deal-ers.
I hate the past. It is doomed to bore us all to tears.
Lily Pond / Whitney Port
It's like one of those magazine things asking which is a person and which is a place.
Also: Is it an after dinner-celebration or an after-dinner celebration?
Would crashing the party make you a Port Weasel?
Dude, you forgot the best part: "The music will be a mixture of international vocal and dance hits."
SCORE!