"An employee of teddy-bear giant Steiff is making some grisly allegations against the company's CEO, charging he sexually harassed her for years — and raped her," reports the Post this morning. The paper also captions photos of the CEO and his accuser with "ANIMAL: Jane Collins says Martin Frechen, her boss at the Steiff teddy-bear firm, couldn't keep his claws off her and raped her." All in all, we suppose it's better than, say, "Jane Collins loved most of her duties at Steiff, but she found the rape parts unbearable!" Still, it's a pretty close-run thing.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
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Paws for alarm!
If anything is unbearable, it's this sentence "“Jane Collins loved her most of her duties at Steiff..."
Fixed, thanks! I hope that in time you recover from the tragedy of that typo.
Just bear with me...
I cannot wait until headlines are displayed.
How did they not go with "Grisly Man?"
What, not Steiff/stiff puns?
Teddy allegations?
"Unfortunately, she was a bit fuzzy on the details."
I read it over the shoulder of the guy next to me on the 6 train. Crazy stuff!