This Day In History: June 19, 1909
From the Penny Illustrated Paper, deep in the bowels of the British Library, comes this 100-year-old nugget about the relations between the classes. 
(This small humor moment is a birthday present for the delightful Anna Holmes, the tireless editrix of Jezebel.)
Not to brag, but I saw that punchline haaaaaalf way through!!
cue Benny Hill music, make Mary run in speeded up double time
So if I become a Christian Scientist can I resume drinking, smoking and sport-fucking to excess? Neato!