Our nation’s greatest resource and triumph: The Official White House Photostream. What a wonderful age in which we live! And here we have Ana Marie Cox (Daily Beast and Playboy contributor) and Jason Linkins (of the Huffington Post) to annotate it for us.
OMG! Who knew that those “Black Panthers” who “intimidated” voters in Philadelphia with nightsticks played for the Steelers?
Obama: NOT A VAMPIRE.
Is he trying to be some sort of “post-racial” version of George Allen?
“OOOH! OOOH! Can we have our national security briefing outside? Can we, can weeeee?”
Right, you dope-smoking hippies.
Children who are old enough to read receive their own free copy of FUGITIVE DAYS, by Bill Ayers.
As you can see, it’s all law enforcement can do to prevent the White House from becoming just like the wilds of goddamned Africa.
We will all dress like Hamid Karzai and like it!