Our nation's greatest resource and triumph: The Official White House Photostream. What a wonderful age in which we live! And here we have Ana Marie Cox (Daily Beast and Playboy contributor) and Jason Linkins (of the Huffington Post) to annotate it for us.
This has to be some kind of "Black Power" signal. RUN AND HIDE!
OMG! Who knew that those "Black Panthers" who "intimidated" voters in Philadelphia with nightsticks played for the Steelers?
1) he reflects in mirrors. who knew?
2) he's visiting the speechwriters, which we know can't be true: teleprompters don't get lonely
3) that goddamn football again.
Obama: NOT A VAMPIRE.
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THE FUCKING FOOTBALL
Is he trying to be some sort of "post-racial" version of George Allen?
"OOOH! OOOH! Can we have our national security briefing outside? Can we, can weeeee?"
Right, you dope-smoking hippies.
Honestly he has never looked more like Alfred E. Newman.
White House workers prep this weeks harvest of arugula from Michelle Obama's communal garden, so that it can go to make more Ray's "Hell" Burgers.
Children who are old enough to read receive their own free copy of FUGITIVE DAYS, by Bill Ayers.
I just think that's adorable.
As you can see, it's all law enforcement can do to prevent the White House from becoming just like the wilds of goddamned Africa.
Is this considered "native dress"?
We will all dress like Hamid Karzai and like it!