Wednesday, June 17th, 2009
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The Annotated White House Flickr Feed, With Ana Marie Cox And Jason Linkins

Our nation's greatest resource and triumph, our playground with the stars: The Official White House Photostream. How very remarkable. Except when it isn't. And here we have Ana Marie Cox (Daily Beast and Playboy contributor) and Jason Linkins (of the Huffington Post) to annotate it for us.

LOOKIE
And that is where I was ACTUALLY born.

chillins
Reggie Love's sandals are the only shoes in this picture not secretly insulting the Jews.

OH
Europe's Notre Dame surprisingly ok with Obama visit.

HUGZ
We're gonna leave the old man alone. He's a hero.

OH HIM?
But fuck this guy.

THUMBSES
"Way to go veterans, with the whole fighting for your country thing! And, uhm, AAYYYYYYYEEEEE…."

!!
Charles Xavier warns that some of those terrorists CAN break out of SuperMax prisons!

TWO FOUR ONE
Date night!

LOL I AM OLD
Little known fact: That baby is actually WW2 vet, aging backwards.

ONE CUP
The first time you see "two girls, one cup" is always special.

OH HAI YOU GUYS
The second time? Not so much.

THE LAST THING PRINCESS DI SAW... (TOO SOON?)
Ana: This picture just makes me mad at [WH photographer] Pete Souza. Guy basically has access allowing him to go to the bathroom with Obama and he gives us this.
Jason: Yeah, fuck that guy.

O RLY
Ana: And this is the kind of thing that would just embarrass me if he were my dad.
Jason: Yeah, fuck that guy.

DUCKS
Again with the bowing!

ROPE 'EM
Ah, the traditional re-enactment of 'Ishtar.'

ENTER HERE
Not so "secret" any more, are we?????

BOING?
Hey, Pete Souza, COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING?

OH WHOOPS
Ah, THERE'S the birth certificate!

HELP A GUY OUT?
"Booger-check…. we're clear!"

So these guys..
David Axelrod points out — not for the first time — that just because Obama doesn't APPEAR to be paying attention doesn't mean that Biden is allowed to have the nuclear football.

I DON'T LIKE REGGAE
Why are y'all bored??? It's the daily economic briefing! That shit is MAD FREAKY. It's like watching porn!

SUCKER
Obama's less subtle diss of the Jews.

THOUGHTSEYOne of many the series of "Obama Looking Thoughtful" pictures that Pete Souza is required by law to produce.

AHEM
Admit it, you're thinking about cock.

AND OVER HERE...
Biden, literally measuring the drapes.

SHUTTER SPEED?
WTF PETE SOUZA?????

HEY BOYS
Harry Reid's "sex swing" is about as exciting as you'd expect.

LOL
One of these cellphones is courting a lawsuit from the AP.

Previously: The Annotated White House Flickr Pool

13 Comments / Post A Comment

KarenUhOh (#19)

I don't think I've ever seen Hillary express herself so pithily.

jetztinberlin (#392)

"Harry Reid's sex swing" = now I have to go wash my brain.

MParcells (#375)

The best part of that sex swing – when you climax, you can ring the shit out of that bell.

sallytomato (#549)

MORE PLEASE! Also, Ears! (3rd from bottom)

sigerson (#179)

Everytime I see Hillary these days, she just seems to be having a ball. When she was running for president, it all seemed like a chore, but this SECSTATE gig must be a BLAST.

Bittersweet (#765)

Except for the elbow breaking and all.

sonnetj (#916)

I know. She glows like a woman who gets to travel the world like a fucking rock star and help save the planet.

The "date night" one totally should have said "key party."

davidwatts (#72)

STRONGLY AGREE

Bittersweet (#765)

How psyched would Obama be at that key party?!?

AdamLazz (#905)

"Admit it, you're thinking about cock."
More like "Obama warning the fly."

Terrintokyo (#909)

had to register just to note that you people are silly and I appreciate that.
kthxbai

Just noticed the alt texts…

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