Comments on: Sharks Are The Jeffrey Dahmers Of The Ocean http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/sharks-are-the-jeffrey-dahmers-of-the-ocean Seriously, this could not be more beta Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:55:02 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: major disaster http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/sharks-are-the-jeffrey-dahmers-of-the-ocean#comment-10243 major disaster Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:19:09 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=5720#comment-10243 Scooped by the Onion almost eight years ago: "Sharks: Terrorists Of The Sea" (in the TV listings). http://www.theonion.com/content/index/3734 (Terrorists, serial killers - close enough.) Scooped by the Onion almost eight years ago: "Sharks: Terrorists Of The Sea" (in the TV listings).

http://www.theonion.com/content/index/3734

(Terrorists, serial killers – close enough.)

]]> By: WindowSeat http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/sharks-are-the-jeffrey-dahmers-of-the-ocean#comment-10220 WindowSeat Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:00:11 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=5720#comment-10220 The seals are asking for it, parading around in fur coats, lounging on boats around Pier 39. "Volunteer Victims" as my cop cousin would say. The seals are asking for it, parading around in fur coats, lounging on boats around Pier 39. "Volunteer Victims" as my cop cousin would say.

]]> By: propertius http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/sharks-are-the-jeffrey-dahmers-of-the-ocean#comment-10217 propertius Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:54:35 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=5720#comment-10217 And we're all suicidal, though not necessarily serially: "A young sea lion was rescued today after it was found roaming Interstate 880 in Oakland, a month after a similar incident in Richmond, authorities said." And we're all suicidal, though not necessarily serially:

"A young sea lion was rescued today after it was found roaming Interstate 880 in Oakland, a month after a similar incident in Richmond, authorities said."

]]> By: possibilitrees http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/sharks-are-the-jeffrey-dahmers-of-the-ocean#comment-10165 possibilitrees Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:39:58 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=5720#comment-10165 Come on, mock this shoddy piece of fake journalism a little harder. Sharks are "serial killers" just as much as those cute little seal "victims" are. Because we animals eat other animals. Serially. Come on, mock this shoddy piece of fake journalism a little harder.

Sharks are "serial killers" just as much as those cute little seal "victims" are. Because we animals eat other animals. Serially.

]]> By: rj77 http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/sharks-are-the-jeffrey-dahmers-of-the-ocean#comment-10141 rj77 Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:14:24 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=5720#comment-10141 <i>...serial killers such as the Yorkshire Ripper</i> I first read that as Yorkshire Terriers and thought maybe these tiny, yippy creatures had replaced Pit Bulls as the attack dog of choice, and wondered when the Gladwell piece on outlier violent dog breeds would hit the <i>New Yorker</i>. Is it nap time yet? …serial killers such as the Yorkshire Ripper

I first read that as Yorkshire Terriers and thought maybe these tiny, yippy creatures had replaced Pit Bulls as the attack dog of choice, and wondered when the Gladwell piece on outlier violent dog breeds would hit the New Yorker.

Is it nap time yet?

]]> By: HeyThatsMyBike http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/sharks-are-the-jeffrey-dahmers-of-the-ocean#comment-10137 HeyThatsMyBike Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:56:17 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=5720#comment-10137 The difference being, of course, that the great white sharks typically aren't stalking and killing other great white sharks. Minor clarification. Also - I would like to see Dexter turned into a Pixar film starring the Finding Nemo shark as Dexter Morgan. The difference being, of course, that the great white sharks typically aren't stalking and killing other great white sharks. Minor clarification.

Also – I would like to see Dexter turned into a Pixar film starring the Finding Nemo shark as Dexter Morgan.

]]> By: propertius http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/sharks-are-the-jeffrey-dahmers-of-the-ocean#comment-10136 propertius Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:55:26 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=5720#comment-10136 I.e. "leave the gd" etc. First of the week. Bad omen. I.e. "leave the gd" etc.

First of the week. Bad omen.

]]> By: propertius http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/sharks-are-the-jeffrey-dahmers-of-the-ocean#comment-10135 propertius Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:54:14 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=5720#comment-10135 Oh just the gd sharks alone. Oh just the gd sharks alone.

]]> By: WindowSeat http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/sharks-are-the-jeffrey-dahmers-of-the-ocean#comment-10133 WindowSeat Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:36:14 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=5720#comment-10133 Great White sharks have abusive parents and difficulties forming relationships. Great White sharks have abusive parents and difficulties forming relationships.

]]> By: NotAndersonCooper http://www.theawl.com/2009/06/sharks-are-the-jeffrey-dahmers-of-the-ocean#comment-10130 NotAndersonCooper Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:26:22 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=5720#comment-10130 Kitty cats are the animal kingdom's double parkers and panhandlers - quality of life stuff. Kitty cats are the animal kingdom's double parkers and panhandlers – quality of life stuff.

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