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Thursday, June 11, 2009

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Academic Finds That Sex With Children Still Considered Bad Thing

CONGRESS IS IN SESSION!No one wants to publish historical research on man-boy loving and how it is good for you, strangely enough! The thesis of the long-banned article? "The empirical data show that pederasty is not only not predestined to injure, but can benefit the adolescent when practiced according to the ancient Greek form." Eww, you mean, like, covered in olive oil? Gross.

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TheHonJudgeSmails

Yeah, I, uh, totally disagree with this. I don't see why or how anyone could benefit from sex between adults and minors. All of the supposed "benefits" could be derived from a mentor/mentee relationship without the sexual element.

There's someone out there on the internets with an agenda.

Tulletilsynet
Tulletilsynet (#333)

I suspect that many an academic or amateur classicist owes his love of antiquity to fond fantasies of a world in which no shame attaches to pederasty.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

I like the part where they set the cheese on fire.

sigerson
sigerson (#179)

Now that's an inconvenient truth!

Rod T
Rod T (#33)

If I date someone prolongedly, I will from now on say "guy I'm dating" instead of "boyfriend".

For clarity's sake.

GiovanniGF
GiovanniGF (#224)

That's what the Catholics have been trying to tell you for the last 40 years!

ShanghaiLil
ShanghaiLil (#260)

Better Man-Boy Love smothered in olive oil than to still be trying in the year 2024 to remove the goddamned PUR that you spilled on your hardwood floor last night.

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