Sanford Suddenly Remembers Some Domestic Assignations
Pretend to be surprised: "South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford is admitting more encounters with his Argentine mistress than he previously has disclosed."
Pretend to be surprised: "South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford is admitting more encounters with his Argentine mistress than he previously has disclosed."
"Trusted spiritual adviser"? I'm guessing Johnnie Black and Blue.
In all seriousness, the first person who came to mind was Jesse Jackson.
He came for Maria, stayed for the beef, and went back for more sauce.
Can't have chimichurri with your shrimp & grits now, can you?
That Mark, such a cad. Always grinding the ladies on the dance floor.
Here's my prediction: Sanford's going to "suddenly remember" some phone conversations he had with her next.
As soon as he learns that somebody has records of the phone calls.
It is rare that we all get to enjoy such a word as "assignation" in todays world of "hook-ups" and "booty-calls".
my exact thought! are we twins living alternative reality lives?
Good God is he in love with her vagina.
So let me get this straight, Sanford meets Chapur at an open air dance spot in Uruguay, they dance to Christina Aguilera's Genie In a Bottle, he gets scared, puts the genie back in the bottle, but continues to see her, ending in a three way with his spiritual advisor in New York? I mean, Episcopalians are sexually, a little bit freakier than most religious folk, but this dude is out of control!
Marco is a real playboy jetting to Uruguay and the Hamptons while denying unemployment to South Carolinians that can't fly with the polo pony set.
"This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story," Sanford said. "A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day."
During more than three hours of interviews over two days at his Statehouse office, Sanford said he is trying to fall back in love with his wife even as he grapples with his deep feelings for Chapur.
Three fucking hours?! Will this man not shut the fuck up about his nookie? Good lord. Confess to your confessor and be done with it.
Shorter: Mathnet is, as usual, right.