Ruth Madoff, wife of that guy who stole everyone's money (everyone who was rich, that is), has issued an apology: "From the moment I learned from my husband that he had committed an enormous fraud, I have had two thoughts," says the statement. I am thinking those two thoughts are: 1. SOME JELL-O WOULD BE GOOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW. And then 2. WHERE AM I GOING TO HIDE ALL MY MONEY?
Monday, June 29, 2009
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1. Run
2. Hide
Jell-o is like greed...there's always room for more.
I would say she should take her $2.5M and leave the country but people all over the world got screwed.
1.)I should never have given him anal that one time in 1983.
2.)I must update my profile on facebook.
Real Housewives of New York City is positively screaming her name.
Um, yes, PLEASE!
They need to shake things up a little. Get rid of Countess No More Crackerjacks and Skanky Bensimon.
Replace them with Mama Madoff and Katie Homo-Cruise.
That show would more than double the ratings with those two "ladies."
1) Okay, but we get to keep the money, right?
2) I mean sure but *YOU* did it. So I can keep the money, right?
But is she Apologize To Mark Sanford Sorry?
One of them is probably that "mana mana" song from The Muppets. That gets stuck in your head like nobody's business.
Good thing Jell-O is kosher. But she probably doesn't care about that shit.
1. If everyone who got screwed over could wear some type of patch sewn onto their lapel or the front of their garment in a very visible color like yellow or something it would make it easier for me to avoid them.
2. Meowwww, this little kitty is HUNGRY.
!. ouch. but ha!
If she really needs an apartment doesn't Balk have an empty one across the hall?
1. Awesome!
2. "If he can just keep his pisk shut until 2010, we'll get away with it."
Bitch knew.
Yes. THIS.
When something like this happens, they often make the culprit's family less rich; they never make them poor.
How long before her two sons issue their separate but identical apology?
there's a lot of old poor people who lost all their money to Madoff, too.
Bernie Madoff was being sentenced to 150 years in prison. Ruth Madoff, wife of Bernie feels ashamed and embarrassed from his husband’s crime but she has nothing to do with it, beside it was her husband crime, not her. She has nothing to be ashamed since his husband betrayed her. She claims she feels just as shocked and outraged by his husband’s crime. Ruth Madoff won't go to prison or need short term loans, but she's doing the right thing.