"I was that kind of bored the other night, the kind of bored where you want to see things explode. The first time I saw the movie Armageddon, I saw it in a movie theater, which is of course because of technical reasons the best place to see things explode, the loudness of the speakers and the largeness of the screen more realistically representing what an explosion feels like than the average television set, or at least I assume so, having never actually felt an actual explosion in real life myself. "
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
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The closest I've come is being in a plane struck by lightning, which really did sound like a bomb going off. Terrifyingly lacking in fun. And snakes.
But apparently that's what's made me so lucky. (That and of course, all the ritual sacrifices.)
Deep Impact will always be the Cyndi Lauper to Armageddon's Madonna.
THAT'S NOT A SALESMAN, HONEY. THAT'S YO DADDYYYYYY