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Friday, June 12, 2009

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New York City (Prison) Secretly Run By Jews!

DOWN THE RABBI HOLEIt's not every day, or every year, that you see the New York Post lash out against the Jews. But now the paper is in an outrage over preferential short-term jail treatment, what with the Jews getting kosher food (how dare they!) and, oh, also having engagement parties for their daughters in New York City's lock-up. (How awkward-for her!) The Bernard B. Kerik Complex, as it was renamed by Giuliani, and unnamed by Bloomberg, if you have ever been a visitor, and I do not recommend it, is a rotten place to go down the rabbi(t) hole-but only for Gentiles apparently! Why did I not ask for a kosher meal on that one night I spent huddled on their concrete floor in a puddle of sour milk?

The Tombs is a short-term facility-one is actually only supposed to be held for a hearing for 24 hours. Otherwise, off you go to Riker's Island. But not the Jews!

Rabbi Leib Glanz — the city jail chaplain suspended Wednesday for organizing a 60-guest bar mitzvah in the jail for an inmate's son — also ensured that those "chosen few" inmates awaited trial there instead of at the more dangerous Rikers Island, according to a bombshell correction officers' memo....

Twice a week [Glanz] unloaded an SUV filled with food for the Jewish inmates, including "sodas, salmon, roast chicken, roast beef, mash potatoes, vegetables, cakes, condiments." The scene was reminiscent of Martin Scorsese's "Goodfellas," where imprisoned mobsters have filet mignon and lobster brought into their cells.

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jolie
jolie (#16)

Why did I not ask for a kosher meal on that one night I spent huddled on their concrete floor in a puddle of sour milk?

Oh COME ON. You HAVE TO tell us. Like, not telling us? NOT AN OPTION.

Choire Sicha

The other point I would like to make: DO NOT WEAR OVERSIZE PANTS when you are going to be arrested. They will, yes, take your belt, and you will spend a day holding up your pants.

jolie
jolie (#16)

There was a time when you wore OVERSIZE PANTS? I... I... I just... DO NOT KNOW what to do with this information.

BoHan
BoHan (#29)

It was Hammer Time! I'm going to be singing that all day, picture Choire totally pissed in a pair of shiny gold parachute pants.

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

PLUS LACTATING

OuackMallard
OuackMallard (#774)

Mashed potatoes? Vegetables? Condiments? I gotta get me into prison.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Oh My. The comments do not disappoint. "HAHA I wonder if sharpton is going to ask for equal time to hold a hip hop party at the tombs."

"if thats what the Jewish prisoners were doing it would not make news because it's normal behavor among Sharptons people.If you count how many Jews made the news this year you would not even count to ten. But non Jews who make the news for their wrong doings mostly murderes and rapist and no one says a thing."

"do you realise how many jews are behind bars and considering they're only 2 % of the population? Or that how many abscond from the US to israel to avoid prosecution or extradiction?"

Choire Sicha

OOF. Good grief.

gregorg
gregorg (#30)

and anyway, Sharpton actually went on a hunger strike in prison. Dropped 30 lbs, looked fantastic.

ecgroom
ecgroom (#570)

GREAT!
We're running the gov't, banks, etc. and now this...Oy Gevalt.
Such pressure.

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