Comments on: Michael Jackson Dead At 50

By: dothetrikey

dothetrikey — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:58:06 +0000

i liked some of his post 85 output: black and white, bad, dirty diana…

By: popmusicnotsoda

popmusicnotsoda — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:22:53 +0000

MJ will live on forever through his music and videos. A tribute to his life: http://tinyurl.com/MichaelJacksonPortal never forget!

By: Charismatic Megafauna

Charismatic Megafauna — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:22:01 +0000

Is anyone else perversely excited to see what Sean Delonas comes up with for Sunday?

By: kitten_witawip

kitten_witawip — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:13:13 +0000

Isn't that how the DC Sniper got away with it for so long? The common theory was that black people are not serial killers.

By: HeyThatsMyBike

HeyThatsMyBike — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:35:06 +0000

Thanks. Well put.

By: Tulletilsynet

Tulletilsynet — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:51:13 +0000

Touched a lot of olives? Oh, sorry.

By: sigerson

sigerson — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:40:09 +0000

I must half-heartedly point out that he was acquitted. He died a free man, albeit one who paid $20 million to one kid and only got indicted because he didn't have the dosh to pay off the cancer survivor. So, yes, probably a weirdo but you can't say he was a pedophile.

I'll just remember the music and delete pretty much everything after 1985 or so. Rest in peace.

By: SarahHeartburn

SarahHeartburn — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:59:48 +0000

Yeah, a lot of my students here in Spain swore up and down to me that he couldn't have been guilty of child molestation ("Black people don't do bad things", explained one young lad).

By: My Number Is My Address

My Number Is My Address — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:22:10 +0000

I'm not looking forward to the Yurp's first MJ-free day. He was a lot bigger over here and they have a lot more dignity to lose.

By: My Number Is My Address

My Number Is My Address — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:20:26 +0000

Run, Fred Savage's career, run!

By: My Number Is My Address

My Number Is My Address — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:19:25 +0000

No, nothing wrong at all about caring about the lives of 70m actual people above the demise of one washed-up pedo has-been. But if you care about Iran more than the deaths of MJ and FF combined then you are a monster. And so am I.

By: Hez

Hez — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:40:06 +0000

NOT TODAY, ELIZABETH TAYLOR. You hear me, lady? Not today.

By: missdelite

missdelite — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:29:14 +0000

Which nose does he get in the afterlife?

By: Ted Maul

Ted Maul — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:00:36 +0000

Remember Elton John's tribute to Mother Theresa, "Sandals in the Bin"?

By: Tuna Surprise

Tuna Surprise — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:34:17 +0000

FREE BLANKET!!!

By: Vulpes

Vulpes — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:27:45 +0000

Does this mean his kids get to take those masks off now?

By: brent_cox

brent_cox — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:25:54 +0000

As will Corey Feldman. (As he masks his total Zeitgeist heat death with bullshit nit-picking.)

By: kitten_witawip

kitten_witawip — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:55:18 +0000

It's not like peace will come to the middle east this weekend and no one will notice and drop bombs and start it all up again by mistake.

By: kitten_witawip

kitten_witawip — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:50:29 +0000

He was way too old when he died for MJ. I can't think of any cute dead 10-12 year old boys.

By: Choire

Choire — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:38:45 +0000

Yeah, but Iran will still be alive on Tuesday, when we can care about it again.

Err, well… most of Iran will still be alive, I guess.

By: oudemia

oudemia — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:27:34 +0000

Run, River Phoenix, run!

By: Abe Sauer

Abe Sauer — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:07:36 +0000

http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php

By: SarahHeartburn

SarahHeartburn — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:55:03 +0000

Now will everyone lay off Twitter so the Iranians can use it again?

By: ljnd

ljnd — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:54:23 +0000

I know. I'm right there with ya.

By: gregorg

gregorg — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:53:38 +0000

for Iranian protestors seeking western airtime, yeah.