This morning CNN talked to Gina Smith, the reporter who "found" South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford at the Atlanta airport. Smith fleshes out this still-mysterious story a bit more. My favorite part: "I asked him if he stayed in a hotel, and then he said he saw where I was going and he didn't want to discuss anymore." I'll bet!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
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"I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING EXOTIC"
I think he was misquoted and said that he wanted to do someone exotic.
Wow, my mind is in the gutter today, people. I blame the weather.
OMG what the fuck is that weird Cube car?
(WHICH I TOTALLY CLICKED ON)
"Shag Dash Topper"??
But does it have 15 minutes of more fart jokes?
It's the Official Pace Car of the Awl $500.
We're in a recession, we can't afford attractive cars.
Payin' the billz...
(WHICH I TOTALLY JUST CAME BACK TO AND CLICKED ON AGAIN)
I love this car, I can put it in the bed of my truck as a spare.
The AP reports on Sanford's South American adventure:
Does this mean you guys have real advertisers now? Because I will click on that fucked up square car as many times as I can if it means you stick around.