Mark Sanford Compares Himself To Mercenary Old Jew
Remember Mark Sanford? Married Republican Governor of South Carolina who disappeared for a couple of days to spend some time with his girlfriend down in Argentina? Had the craziest press conference in history when he came back? Doesn't ring any bells? Understandable, it was a while ago. Anyway, he held a televised meeting with his cabinet today in which he deflected questions about his possible resignation by comparing himself with a peeping Tom who knocked up his married girlfriend and then had her husband killed. I should check out this "Bible" that everyone's always talking about; it sounds amazing.
"Can I help it if chicks dig me?"
"I'm planning a fact-finding mission to Sodom."
"Listen, even GOD got a woman pregnant once. HE didn't apologize, and neither will I! … Um … Y'all knew she was pregnant, right?"
Judging from the headline, you're writing about Mr Denton again.
Was that antisemantic? Sorry, old bean!
This is right up there with Katherine Harris and her comparisons to Queen Esther. Like, NO! Fail.
Dude has clearly been reading his Malcolm Gladwell.
Sanford wishes he had King David's poll numbers.
Couldn't there be just one nun in the room?
And a ruler.