Madoff Sentenced Forever
Bernie Madoff has been sentenced to 150 years in prison for his Ponzi scheme. That's the maximum sentence, although Madoff has reportedly hinted that he could turn it into 350 for you with almost no risk. Anyway, now that justice has been done, our nation's most entrepreneurial swindlers can get started on the next great scam.
I forecast a short sale.
Hey, they stole your joke for the opening monologue in this morning's 'The Current' on CBC Radio 1:
http://www.cbc.ca/programguide/program/the_current
"Sentenced forever"? They can HAVE it.
No, Balk, they used the funny bit:
"although Madoff has reportedly hinted that he could turn it into 350 for you with almost no risk."
Pretty much verbatim. Or did you just swipe it from somewhere else yourself? NOOOO!