The early line on Will Ferrell's big-screen adaptation of Land of the Lost: "It's never a good sign when 'Today' host Matt Lauer... delivers the least irritating performance in a movie."
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
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Fuck this fucking remake crap ruining my childhood memories.
And yes, I still have my original Land Of The Lost lunchbox from the 70s.
Oh, and while we're at it?
Fuck you Travolta and your fucking up of The Taking Of Pelham 1-2-3.
You are NOT Robert Shaw. You're not even Robert Shaw after he was eaten by the shark in Jaws.
I'm with you on Pelham 123 but Danny R. McBride just cracks me up every time he dares show his weird face in public.
As for childhood memories consider this, how would you feel about the complaints that reclusive auteur Jonathan Lipnicki's film version of Zack and Cody's Sweet Life is a travesty?
The past is dead, the present's a bitch, and the future smells like mentholatum.