Here is a video of Juno, the girl from "Arrested Development," and Har Mar Superstar (who you may remember from his three seconds of almost-alternafame in the early '00s) singing Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'." For... some reason. I don't understand what is going on with the world anymore.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
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Isn't it ironic? Or isn't it?
Well, there are two explanations to this video, and both of them involve Ellen Page becoming a sad elderly spinster.
horrifyinghorrifyinghorrifying these dumbass kids have no fucking call
I AM SO ANGRY
Umm.... they should've just done a lib-dub.
(I can't believe I actually just said that)
I was feeling charitable, but bitch can't sing.
Sometimes the question one must ask upon consuming things such as these for the first time is, "Why did they do that in the first place?" and when you have answered that question to the best of your ability, using all your strength and wisdom, you will truly know why the upcoming apocalypse is a good thing.
That video was the worst experience I've had north of the Mexican border.
Fuckers almost had me. If there'd been a Costume Design credit I would have accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as my Saviour.
Has to be an elaborate hoax to make that Har Mar dude seem more attractive. Because I swear, after that setup with the laydeez, when he actually came in on beat and on pitch, I kinda wanted to kiss him.
Yeah, then it panned back to show the gut, and that was over.
When he busted out that my Little Pony shirt I got pretty over excited.
Might have to find a beer belly'd straight friend so I can make them wear that.
this makes me feel nostalgic for those few months when the Journey Revival felt fresh and new and not so everywhere.
Needs autotune.
These kids today, they don't realize how deeply uncool Journey was, is and always will be, because they never sat across from the losers on BART who wore their black Journey tee shirts under their 49ers jackets--and didn't live through AOR radio in the 80s.
OK, I was more NJTransit than BART, but there was a dude in my high school with the top-only perm and an IROQ with plates reading JRNY. No lie.
A girl in my high school got the Journey bug tattooed on her ass. No lie.
Wait, Balk, you mean WORST PERFORMANCE OF A GREAT SONG EVER, right?
I know right?!?!?!
I kind of just assumed Alia Shawkat died when Arrested Development got cancelled, so this comes as a bit of relief.
A relief that her singing sucks such giant d*ck?
You had to be there. And by there I mean when. And when was god only knows but this makes me think there was some drunken promise of "doing a project together one day" and everybody feeling disappointed but remaining cheerful. I can see having done this ten years ago and don't know whether it is because it was 1999 or we were younger.
I do not share their taste!
Is there a "Snark" convention in town? You guys should be on VH1. Oh, wait. "Best Week Ever" was pretty much cancelled.
Anyway, if you want to see more of Har Mar & Alia Shawkat, try this one out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB4IFA3ynkU
That hurt.
DO NOT WANT.