If you're lucky enough to have a job in the next few years you will probably be working for some punk kid who took the SATs after they totally devalued the system. Here's how to adjust your score so you can prove to that little snot exactly how well you were able to take a test many years ago. After that, you can explain who Kurt Cobain was.
Me too. Math is hard.
Math is easy, it's teh verbials I not so goode.
Thank God I took the ACT. Not only does it prevent me from comparing my scores to other people, it highlights the fact that I only applied to irrelevant educational institutions.
26!
You shouldn't have told me that. Now I'm beaming with pride over my 29.
I don't think my results are really comparable ever because I couldn't even remember my score, first of all - State School was awesome in ancient times in that you just needed some gateway score and anything more would ruin your high school reputation the remainder of senior year. But I do know I could totally kick ass on one of these insolent young whippersnappers under the same testing conditions - that is going in high on a five finger bag of sweet Mexican weed and hungover like hell because 18 year olds could drink back then. This is officially my new version of the walking 10 miles to school through a snowstorm story.
I don't get to round my math score to 800?
That is some fucking bullshit right there.
College was a far off dream for me and my family of hill folk. School was a respite from the days and weeks of backbreaking work as a child in the fields...er hills. Ok...truth is I went to college for like 10 minutes. I had bigger fish to fry when I was a young upstart. Today I am a 44 year old shift manager at Red Lobster. So everything worked out...(one lone tear drops into the dusty glass of cheap bourbon)
Dude's so beaten down he can't be bothered to dust the bourbon glass? That's literature right there, sir.
Mmmm...ambiguous in some contexts adjective.
Can I round up to 8 inches?
They can't even score my score in verbal anymore. Weens.
I thought SAT results were all given as gold stars and participation ribbons these days.
Great. Thirty-three years later, with my extra 80 points and $750,000, I can finally go to a school with an even crappier football team.
That makes mine a 27,942.36*
*though it's entirely possible I did the math wrong