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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

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Hummer's New Daddy, Revealed

Congratulations to the Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery Company Ltd.! I wish it many successes with the Hummer, its newest product.

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Rod T
Rod T (#33)

ATTENTION DOUCHEBAGS: Learn Mandarin.

wiilliiaamm
wiilliiaamm (#225)

Do they deliver?

mattymatt
mattymatt (#495)

So, are Hummers going to be marketed as construction equipment now? That would seem about right.

propertius
propertius (#361)

Destruction equipment. As in demolition derby.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Here's what happened: Chinese Cadres LOVE their auto perks. But because they, like their slimy American counterparts, must bow to the vocal voices of nationalist rhetoric, this means they have to ride around in the modern Shanghai Hong Qi Cadillac knock-off or, gasp, a Shanghai joint-venture VW Jetta . NOW they can bomb around in fucking HUMMERs AND still be all East is (Still) Red. And as a partly state-owned-enterprise, who cares if it loses money. ALL SOEs lose some money; but they employ a bunch of people which is the key to capitalism with Chinese characteristics.

BlinkyMcChuck
BlinkyMcChuck (#202)

Given the pollution in the country, that's ...concerning.

Patrick M
Patrick M (#404)

Asian hummer... is this a hipster grifter reference?

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