I never thought this day would come, but I have finally found something that makes me disgusted by the very concept of blowjobs. I hate you, Burger King!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
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That's a Whopper. Junior.
This ad creeped the Gay out of me: http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/quiznos-homoerotic-ad
To me the "Blow your mind away" (as opposed to "Blow Your Mind") tagline is far more insulting.
That look of terror on her face is neither sexy nor appetizing.
Is this another post about Megan Fox? Because I think you should do more of those. Drive some traffic to Nissan.
I'm fixated on this. I'm also getting more terrified by the minute of having a Big Mac Attack.
And what is she looking at in the ad? And why does a sandwich blow one's mind away? Is there a magic pickle?
I'm fixated on this. I'm going to hold it under a black light.
Yeah - what is she looking at? 'Cause it ain't the sandwich. Just what is it that's lurking in those shadows?
Whatever it is, I think the sandwich (if that is what that thing is) is its tongue. Or maybe some other organ.
Under the black light it says "666" and "Suck Satan's..." Which explains the look of terror on the poor lady's face.
The mind-blowing part? That isn't lettuce, it's Salvia.
The outy belly button is pierced with an onion ring.
She certainly does not look like she's having it her way.
Again I crave the ability to gold star a thing.
BK's ad agency is getting pretty cocky these days.
Best Detail: the thing is slathered in mayonnaise, jut waiting to ooze everywhere on the first bite.
And the mayonnaise is alive!
This is appealing to those with a forced-feeding fetish.
Has Jezebel been informed?
Yes: http://jezebel.com/5302007/blow-job-jokes-abound-with-gross-new-bk-ad
Hold the whip and hold the fetish,
your perversions don't upset us
Is your epiglottis ready
to swallow-ay?
Sorry. Best could do on short notice.
The model looks like a blow-up doll, what with the red lipstick and posed maw. Next: sex toys with my Kids Meal. Messed-up, male-dominated society.
Blow up dolls ARE a kids meal. Just for big boys.
The should just invent a sandwich called "The Bopper" and get it over with.
This is the one thing I could never get the Subservient Chicken to get on board with.