"French luxury goods group Hermes has resorted to breeding its own crocodiles on farms in Australia to try to meet demand for its leather bags, its chief executive said on Monday.... Hermes already faces a major challenge producing 3,000 crocodile bags a year, [Patrick] Thomas said, adding: 'The world is not full of crocodiles, except the stock exchange!'"
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
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Isn't he just a pip?
Thet's nawt a beg.
Seriously, you assholes, stop breeding and killing and spending and wearing.
I wonder what a crocodile slaughterhouse is like.
Or does "Crocodile Dundee" just shoot them where the lie in their pens?
A la Kramer's make your own pizza pie idea, there should be a wrestle an bare-handedly kill a croc purse-and-boots store. How much more of a conversation piece is a handbag that you killed yourself?
Dear Mr. Thomas: way to alienate your core consumer, jackass!