All our prayers have been answered! The long-rumored appearance of "Hills" star Heidi Montag in the pages of Playboy is actually going to happen. The spread will include tasteful nudity, a source told People magazine. Montag, who recently wed longtime partner and "Hills" co-star Spencer Pratt, is-HOLY SHIT I FORGOT WHERE I WORKED FOR A MINUTE. Can you imagine actually having to do this all day? Good lord. I'm gonna go read the New York Review of Books and pat myself on the back for how highbrow I am.
Friday, June 12, 2009
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Why do people keep using NYRB as the punchline in jokes like this? It's not an affectation, it's a great magazine, sui generis following the Brownification of the New Yorker. Well, except for TLS< LRB, etc., but still.
Oh, I think it's great. I used it here to epitomize the magazine that's least like People, although that one time they both had Lindsay Lohan on the cover was pretty funny.
Is The Paris Review too old school?
Clever to cross the one off the list before you have two kids and no one cares anymore.
Lisa Rinna does not approve.
Finally, we'll see what she keeps hidden under that. . . bikini.
no kidding. what's the interest in seeing the last 2% of her? genitals? is that it? genitals? Playboy should just re-name itself "Genitals."
I will see these two in hell, right?
Yes, and they will beg to get out but once they do they keep coming back for that will be the only place left where they can get any attention.
Fuck.
Wait, isn't "no reality-TV linkbait" part of your smug mission statement? IRONIC META-REALITY TV LINKBAIT IS STILL REALITY TV LINKBAIT.
Maybe you could do recaps?
Really? Spencer doesn't strike me as the secure, free-spirited husband type. How long before some guy makes a comment about what he saw in Playboy, setting him off like a firecracker?