Harvard graduation takes place today and tomorrow and already-a disaster! A swiney, fluey disaster! Reports a Harvardian! 
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
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Omg no one at Conde Nast is calling them up and handing them jobs AND they have swine flu. Their lives are ruined! PS It just occurred to me that it's weird that no one on Gossip Girl even applied to Harvard, or mentioned the possibility of applying. Is Harvard so totally over?
Well, at least we won't have to read anymore annoying articles about their employment entitlements.
More of a Havartian, myself.
What good is swine flu if you can't call in sick with it.
There is never anything so uncivilized as human contact at Ivy league commencements. Good god, man, that's WHY WE GO THERE.
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