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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

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Gays Sickened By Gay Sex, Thanks To Comedy Movie!

LOLGAYHomos: when will they lighten up? "Throughout the many private screenings they have had, the reaction from gays has been almost uniformly one of alarm" an "INSIDER" tells The Wrap about the new movie "Bruno." This EXPOSE reads like a parody!

"It makes you sickened by gay sex, even if you are someone who participates in it" says ANOTHER GAY INSIDER, somehow, who is dumb. And has never seen a John Waters movie.

Gay complainers are setting back gay intelligence by at least two decades!

"They are going to be laughing at one character and he does not represent the mainstream of the gay community," Marc Shaiman, a composer who BRAVELY allowed his name to be used, "but millions of people can get the impression he does-and that can be dangerous." Right. Just like pictures of Americans torturing people gets people killed. Oh wait, it doesn't!

I hereby sentence all gays to a year of a film studies class in the early 90s.

9 Comments / Post A Comment

MisterHippity

I dunno, they may have a point.

Thanks to Walt Disney, I still think most ducks are probably noisy assholes.

Rod T
Rod T (#33)

I miss the closet.

bennimaddi
bennimaddi (#314)

I demand that Isaiah Washington of Gray's Anatomy make a public apology for this film!!!!!

kitten_witawip

Can't all the gays get together and decide on an appropriate way for everyone to behave (i.e., straight acting or gay acting)?

wiilliiaamm
wiilliiaamm (#225)

My self-loathing and inner-homophobic ass is so looking foeward to this film. At least that is what so many of my faggoty ass friends tell me.

Colonel Mustard

The only thing I took away from this movie is that gays clearly have a fetish for ham-fisting.

joeclark
joeclark (#651)

I’ve got two words for these nancies: PLOW JOPS.

josh_speed
josh_speed (#97)

I'm dreading this movie for the puerile, lowest common denominator aspect, not for any of the reasons alluded to here. That will be me having a mofo huge street party when that egregious, look at me *ssh*le Sacha Baron Cohen finally runs out of characters.

Aatom
Aatom (#74)

God, remember when we used to be witty?

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