Um, genius: "Sometimes, Megan Fox, when I see you in a magazine or on TV, I feel like you live in that other world, and you've come to visit to show us that it is real. You're a symbol of that other life without the hospitals and the goodbyes. If I could just somehow get there. If I could just somehow live there. Not with you, I know. Just with me."
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Genius.
somewhat related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0-um0pHTAg
I still think this is the saddest thing I have ever seen, despite Balk's great story. That poor boy has probably seen Transformers 100 times. Each time he is thinking "Yeah, I'm just like Shia. Misunderstood. If I could get a cool car. If I could just get the OPPORTUNITY to show her that even though she's surrounded by all those hot guys. I'D actually love her for her. Not just for her body. Like all those other guys. I've got much more to offer deep down. I just need to get her attention for a minute. Just a magical minute."
I think you should've posted this in the Saddest Thing Ever post
I'll wait 25 years until Fox is the frontTHOUGHT of all the weekly gossip brainZINES INTERcerebralizing about her neuAIDS survival story and her botched SUBcutanFAT removal operation and how even after winning an Oscar for playing Elizabeth Taylor in the last late-Cohen brothers film her long-term lesbian relation with Senator Diablo Cody fell apart. Then I'll post HER side as the saddest thing ever under Balk's post.
Balk's inner child has come to life.
The emotions of a child, the body of an adult. Watch out, America! Balk is back and this time, feelings matter!
Is "sitting on the couch giving medicine to my cat" code for something? Because there seems to be a lot of it going around.
I like it better the other way around.
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Guys, is she really that hot? As a straight female, I'm having trouble getting past the eau de skank and the cheesy tattoos to make an objective aesthetic judgement.