Comments on: Flicked Off: 'Transformers 2: The Revenge of Megan Fox's Rack'

By: NatashaVC

NatashaVC — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:46:38 +0000

DIVINE, CHOIRE. Best, best, best so far. Don't ever stop with these!

By: NatashaVC

NatashaVC — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:40:32 +0000

YES! (i thought it was just meeeee who was so bothered by the leathery sternum)

By: optimusprime416

optimusprime416 — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:12:56 +0000

I just found an awesome q&a with the cast members of Transformers 2. There were clips with MEGAN FOX where she talked about SHIA LABEOUF and how she thinks she is â€œuselessâ€ to herself. Josh Duhamel and Tyrese also talk about the movie and which Transformer they would want to be. Personally I am an optimus prime fan! Hereâ€™s the link:
http://www.iheartradio.com/cc-common/ondemand/player.html?apid=5719&mid=205515/?cmp=transformersint_nicole
Hope you enjoy as much as I did!!

By: kitten_witawip

kitten_witawip — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:27:58 +0000

The addition of several Josh Duhamel shower scenes would have greatly enhanced the verisimilitude of this opus.

By: atipofthehat

atipofthehat — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:35:47 +0000

http://urlesque.tumblr.com/post/125615233/iamsosorry-via-the-commenters-at-videogum

By: peterme

peterme — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:46:44 +0000

There is a factual error in this review.
"In a slightly worse world, Megan Fox would be the star not of Hasbro's idiot "Transformer" franchise but of something that has the phrase "Double Penetration" in the title."

Actually, that would be in a much, much better world.

By: BlinkyMcChuck

BlinkyMcChuck — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:27:48 +0000

She's got a gap in her rack?

By: DorothyMantooth

DorothyMantooth — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:53:47 +0000

I actually watched it on a cruise. No joke!

I briefly considered plunging off the top deck to my death in the black waters below. But then I just returned to the bar & drank 'til I passed out in my deck chair.

By: Hez

Hez — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:25:54 +0000

There's a special magic at work when Choire writes about ladies and their secret parts. It fills me with the kind of joy usually only found upon meeting bacon-enabled vegetarians.

By: RonMwangaguhunga

RonMwangaguhunga — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:09:22 +0000

Megan Fox hiking up her dress deserves a Webby.

By: allyzay

allyzay — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:03:46 +0000

yes. it always baffles me when an actress gets a titty job A) after she becomes famous and B) cheaply, after she becomes famous. otoh she also got a new face too so how do we even KNOW this woman is megan fox?! probably actually a terminator.

By: sac

sac — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:32:31 +0000

The cow in Twister is a cultural touchstone. Same with Megan Fox's rack.

By: Uglatto

Uglatto — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:09:15 +0000

Thank you for mentioning that awful Kid Rock Citizen Soldier ad, I cringe every time that piece of sand-dusted propaganda comes on. I don't get what the all the fuss is about with this Megan Fox person. She's thin and has a rack, I guess, but the face is a little brutto.

By: KarenUhOh

KarenUhOh — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:06:06 +0000

Her tits are too far apart.

By: Conor

Conor — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:49:38 +0000

Misrobotist much?

By: jaimealyse

jaimealyse — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:39:31 +0000

Balk is an avowed homosexual??

By: El Matardillo

El Matardillo — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:39:07 +0000

So, are you going to see the Sandra Bullock flick next?

By: LondonLee

LondonLee — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:24:51 +0000

Well, seeing as 99.9% of movies these days are made for virgin teenage boys the combo of Farting robots + Megan Fox's rack sounds like box office gold to me. I can imagine the studio exec who greenlighted it saying "you had me at the farting robots"

By: Urbania

Urbania — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:19:33 +0000

Choire, thank you so much for taking one for the team. You've already been through so much having seen Angels and Demons. I hope you survive the summer.

By: davidwatts

davidwatts — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:02:05 +0000

Like 'Marnie' or 'A Woman Under The Influence', Transformers 2 is in fact a gauntlet of perverse male trials for its female protagonist (Megan Fox's Rack), who starts the film wild and untamed, but ends it more in line with hetero-robotic-norms.

By: Setec Astrology

Setec Astrology — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:55:49 +0000

I disagree! Choire did this to keep all Loyal Awl Readers from having to mop Balk's drool off our keyboards.

By: withelectrolytes

withelectrolytes — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:41:37 +0000

I thought I was reading Rex Reed. Awesome.

By: Kataphraktos

Kataphraktos — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:35:47 +0000

You put yourself through this for science, yes? Don't tell us you did it for all your Loyal Awl Readers, that's just a cheap guilt trip.

By: WindowSeat

WindowSeat — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:34:22 +0000

I watched the first Transformers mess on a flight back from Yurp and it had me begging for the plane to plunge into the icy waters off Greenland. I'll pass on this one.

By: katiebakes

katiebakes — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:32:37 +0000

SRSLY.