According to the Global Language Monitor, "a Web site that uses a math formula to estimate how often words are created," the English language added its millionth word at 5:22 this morning. Paul J.J. Payack, "president and chief word analyst for the Global Language Monitor," acknowledges that the millionth-word estimation is actually the basis of an imprecise analysis designed mainly to gain attention and traffic, but that it shows the depth and complexity of our constantly-evolving language. The word, by the way, is "scrotmunch," which refers to the licking of the scrotum or those who engage in such activity.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
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Will this be replacing teabagging?
That's the beauty of English; you can have many different words to express the subtle differences of actions like scrotmunching.
Just like the Eskimos have 100 words for "snow," we now have two words (at least!) for orally pleasuring someone's testicles.
Is there a prize?
We'll probably need that word next time a celebrity shoots a movie in Bangkok.
Matt Taibbi approves.
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And I was sleeping! Dammit!
Will this be on the testicle?
is that a long-o "scroatmunch," or a short-o scrawtmunch?
I'm guessing the long-o, as I've never heard it pronounced "scrawtum" before. And I live in Boston.
This is news I can use folks. Thanks much.