Drugged-Up Marsupials Summoning Alien Overlords

Much like our own druids did centuries ago, the wallabies of Tasmania are getting extremely fucked up on opium and creating bizarre agricultural formations. "[W]e have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," the island's attorney general told parliament. "Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."