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Thursday, June 25, 2009

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Drugged-Up Marsupials Summoning Alien Overlords

"You holding?"Much like our own druids did centuries ago, the wallabies of Tasmania are getting extremely fucked up on opium and creating bizarre agricultural formations. "[W]e have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," the island's attorney general told parliament. "Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."

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KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Don't you worry. I'm sending Clarence Thomas over there to stick his fingers down their pouches.

wiilliiaamm
wiilliiaamm (#225)

we have a bed.

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gumplr
gumplr (#66)

And Fillburt Shellbach just played hyponchrondriac for the p-scripts...

WindowSeat
WindowSeat (#180)

I have a Jack Russell Terrier that gives me intense cravings for downers and opiates. It's sort of the same thing, right?

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

Douglas Adams orders your headline to cease and desist violating his ideas.

davidwatts
davidwatts (#72)

Everything is depressing me today. I guess these, whattaya call 'em, pocket-tummy-animals feel the same way. I could go for a little field-stumbling myself.

kitten_witawip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvgM1UiKIIQ&feature=related

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