Comments on: Can Gays And Straights Really Be Friends?

By: FeyBoohoozer

FeyBoohoozer — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:11:53 +0000

Wait a minute… you and Balk were making out once? I mean I'm down with it but still…does this mean that just Balk's cock is gay?
Anyways, if you guys are interested in a 3 way anytime, I can always host. ttfn!

By: showmeonthedoll

showmeonthedoll — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:27:04 +0000

So now do you know what girls feel like?

By: chrissth

chrissth — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:15:20 +0000

Before I was a big 'mo, I was a straight guy who would ask my gay friends for blow jobs.

By: Lionel Mandrake

Lionel Mandrake — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:28:00 +0000

I grew up in New York, in a Puerto Rican neighborhood. That joke is frighteningly astute.

By: IBentMyWookie

IBentMyWookie — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:10:16 +0000

Bears. Obvs.

By: jaimealyse

jaimealyse — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:19:58 +0000

I'm just glad it lets all us straight ladies with our gay fake husbands take a breather.

By: El Matardillo

El Matardillo — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:13:35 +0000

So, which one of you is gay, again? I need to know what to wear to a party.

By: joshc

joshc — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:45:29 +0000

looking forward to the eventual awl.tv reality spin-off.

By: DorothyMantooth

DorothyMantooth — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:44:20 +0000

Choire! If there's anything at all I've learned about Balk over the years, it's that his assistance will likely prove invaluable during the formulation of Kanine Kools, or whatever you're calling your utterly brilliant & much needed dog cigarettes.

By: wiilliiaamm

wiilliiaamm — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:36:12 +0000

Depending on your gag reflex–you may or may not be my friend. Gay or straight– I refuse to hang with anyone that cannot provide me with the occaisional quality hummer. Thats just how I roll.

By: hman

hman — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:19:37 +0000

Whose float were you on yesterday, Balk?

By: shaunr

shaunr — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:48:57 +0000

OK, not the Times's best. Bet they're back on form, though, with next week's feature on the farmer and the cowman.

By: akronista

akronista — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:42:10 +0000

Will & Greg?

By: sigerson

sigerson — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:30:39 +0000

As a straight male with military experience, I would add that in my experience there is a long tradition of gays in the military. Whole decks of US Navy aircraft carriers are 100% gay. Military intelligence and linguistics often have secret gay cliques. These are all open secrets that no one acknowledges openly. One of my bunkmates was a single man in his mid-thirties. Loved Philip Glass and opera. Kept a collection of fancy pillows on his bed. Had zero interest in men.

By: Charismatic Megafauna

Charismatic Megafauna — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:27:32 +0000

As long as these chumps are living right up to (down to?) expectations, what else is there to document? Until Pew does a comprehensive study on "How many Americans have two robust brainwaves to rub together," then I guess the Times can keep pitching midseason replacements for Logo or whatever.

By: NicFit

NicFit — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:23:50 +0000

What's the difference between a straight Puerto Rican and a gay Puerto Rican? About 5 beers.

Haha, and no, I don't know why the joke singles out Puerto Ricans and I am sort of offended by it as well.

By: BoHan

BoHan — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:19:58 +0000

I just had to go to Boston with a straight client, for a week straight. We totes bonded. We even bought underwear together at Kohl's when we ran out. Then I shivved that fucker because he wouldn't model his for me, after I spent an hour picking them out.

By: clarencerosario

clarencerosario — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:14:48 +0000

Sometimes I just want to talk about baseball. With a gay guy.

By: josh_speed

josh_speed — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:07:51 +0000

Ha! This is great, and the two of you are like a proto-Odd Couple for the 21st century.

I'm glad the gay male-straight male friendship thing is being talked about, even though most magazine writers seem to feel the need to seize on the most asinine, cartoonish points. At least it's being talked about.

By: davidwatts

davidwatts — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:06:22 +0000

Is this where we share our boring intersexual friendship stories? I LIVED WITH A GAY FOR 2 YEARS AND WE EVEN WENT "BACKPACKING" TOGETHER AND I DIDN'T CATCH GAY OR AIDS OR ANYTHING. MOSTLY WE TALKED ABOUT WEED AND WHAT AN IDIOT EVERYONE IS, LESS FASHION AND LADIES.

By: KarenUhOh

KarenUhOh — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:49:26 +0000

Since I'm in love with both of you, I feel qualified to state: I wouldn't want either of you behind me.