By August Mark Sanford Will Admit That He Had Sex With You
Oh, right: In the rest of that interview with the AP, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford mentioned that he had "dalliances" with six other women, but "didn't cross the sex line," which in politics means handjobs and the occasional non-swallowing oral.
S-S-S-S-A-A-A-A-F-F-F-F-E-E-E-E-T-T-T-T-Y-Y-Y-Y Safe-Safe-Safe-Safe Dalliance-alliance-alliance…
SAFETY DALLIANCE
*laughing out loud*
This man has a brain tumor.
He's having a sextuple bypass for the lust in his heart.
And then he'll smoke a cigarette.
If he talks about the "walk with humility" one more freaking time….
By August Mark Sanford Will Admit That He Had Sex With You
You say that like he should be ashamed of our times together.
He shouldn't be ashamed. But you should count on being name-checked in his next book of romantic poems.
I dunno. Feebs like this are so pathetic that a grope and a smooch, with bad sloppy tongue, are enough to make them think they've been adulterous, and you, dear slurped on, are then a notch on their cardboard belt. I swear. It's disgusting to admit, but it's out there.
Does this failure to cross the sex line mean he has to apologize to his dick?
Next stop: I'm a celebrity, get me – oh hi there, I love your tan lines.
"Not crossing that sex line" is good ol' boy code for "aw, hell, eatin' ain't cheatin' down hee-uh."
"DALLIANCE" is an acronym.
It's stands for "Diapers, Astroglide, Latex Leggings, Inflatable Animals, Nipple Clamps, Enema."
I thought everybody knew that …
You forgot finger banging.