Buff Pinocchio
I actually think this ad for a South African wood polish is pretty funny, but then again I used to think the Pinocchio joke with the punchline "Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie! Tell the truth!" was the height of comedy, so I might not be the best judge.
It's like The Timbertoes — Bel Ami edition!
Regards,
Tengrain
splinters on my lips, saw dust in my underwears, polish on my knob, nailed him, pegged him, sanded him down, stacked him. Nice burl, thick trunk,hung like a redwood. So who do I need to split to get to swing on your branch.
Umm, this is nice and all but I keep refreshing the site hoping to see in-depth analysis on the shitshow in Albany. Can someone please tell me why the Republicans haven't just called up a locksmith? How can you get locked out of the senate?
This would be great outside a gay bar.
(Substitute your bar's name for the spray wax).
The version of the joke I grew up with was: "Lie to me, lie to me, lie to me."
…and yes, I immediately thought of that joke when this picture scrolled up my screen.
Another variation of the theme is where the punchline is sometime like "a thousand time no" Can't remember the set up.
If the guy told the truth he wouldn't be in this ad.
I had to Google the joke and now I am blushing here at my desk at work.
Hey, at least your Google didn't have audio…
How real men polish wood.