Birds! Here is more evidence in which birds prove they are man's greatest enemy. A local sporting event in the town of Cleveland goes wrong when birds intrude! What will the birds do next to ruin our lives?
Friday, June 12, 2009
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Asshole Birds are destroying my roof! And they are the type of bird called Asshole Birds!
ASSHOLE BIRDS WHO ARE ALSO PINKO COMMIES WHO ARE OUT TO DESTROY AMERICA'S PASSTIME AND ALSO POOP IN THE APPLE PIE.
Seriously. Byrd has been hospitalized and just sitting on his senate seat for a month, selfishly refusing to step down and make way for progress.
I've had it with pigeons eating chicken wings in my neighborhood. I want the city to put a stop to this cannibalism.
They love 'em. And turkey legs, too.
They seem to like their food to be somewhat rotten. Which must be why they eat the chunks out of vomit.
ANYWAY BIRDS RULE.
Ha, well, vomit chunks are delicious on a humid, summer day.
"Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here, the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from? I think you're the cause of all this. I think you're evil! EVIL!"
--The Birds