Spanish paper El Pais has printed photos of naked people at Villa Certosa, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's Sardinian getaway. Berlusconi, currently (and perpetually) embroiled in scandal over pretty much everything, is, in this case, under investigation for using public funds to ferry celebrities to the villa on state aircraft; the Prime Minister's lawyers sought to have the photos seized, arguing that it violated his privacy. The photos show topless ladies and one dude with his wang out (the wang in question is rumored to be that of former Czech Premier Mirek Topolanek). Anyway, if you want to spend your morning looking at pixilated faces on naked bodies, head here! (Fun fact: Last summer, after complaining that he was being hounded by the paparazzi, Berlusconi bought a mansion in Campari, noting that if he hadn't, "the Arabs would have." Man, this guy.)
Friday, June 5, 2009
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!!! That's not just an "out" wang. How do you say Viagra in Czech?
Looks more like it's in "mid-flap" to me.
And dude - trim back that jungle.
This possibility somehow makes it worse.
Way to rock out with you cock out, Mirek!
BlahopÃ…â„¢eji, baby!!
I have a pet theory that the Italians elected this buffoon because they wanted to be entertained rather than governed. From DailyMail:
"Italy's outspoken premier Silvio Berlusconi got off to a good start with the President-elect - by praising his suntan.
"Media tycoon Berlusconi, 72, famous for putting his foot in his mouth, made the remark while visiting Moscow, saying Obama was 'young, handsome and tanned'.
"Last night as he was condemned from all sides for his apparently racist remark, Berlusconi (right) snapped: 'What's the problem? It was a compliment. If these people don't have a sense of humour, it's their problem.'
"Only 'imbeciles' would interpret his comments as derogatory, he protested."
Man, this guy.
I love the first paragraph of the article in El Pais:
"Veronica Lario, Italian First Lady, affirmed last month that under the influence of her husband, politics in Italy has become "shameless garbage", where only physical attributes and TV matter, and in which "many parents are willing to close their eyes to offer their virgins to the dragon."
Real NYT correction from last week, 5/28/2009:
Correction: An earlier version of this article misstated the number of girls younger than 18 who were allegedly invited to a villa by Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi of Italy. Mr. Berlusconi is alleged to have invited about 40 women to the villa, but only some of them were allegedly younger than 18 at the time, not all of them.
If you want to spend your morning looking at pixilated faces on naked bodies...
"IF"? It's like he doesn't even know us.
He should totally know better, given that it's how he appears in most of our dreams. (Those who aren't fantasizing about Choire, Cho or the cat*, of course.)
[*I left out the pile of sweaters on the chair, because that would just be creepy.]