In the wake of the Labour party's terrible showing in local elections, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has reshuffled his cabinet-even appointing the British version of Donald Trump, although that is a terribly inapt comparison, to an advisory role-as another five cabinet members have resigned, one just moments ago. Brown held a press conference in which he insisted he would not resign; Alan Johnson, everyone's candidate to succeed him, has not definitively ruled out a challenge to Brown, although he has agreed to serve as Home Secretary. Still, it's not yet clear if the opposition Conservative party will get the 40% of the national vote they'd need for a decent majority at the next Parliamentary election, and will not be for several hours, by which point I will be long gone and probably fairly well into a bottle. So we'll mop up on Monday.