'Avenue Q' Done Raking in Enormous Amounts of Cash

IT'S GOT PUPPETS AND SHITAnd Avenue Q has just announced it is closing, with a final show on September 13th. The dirty puppet show “about 20-somethings who move to the city with big dreams and tiny bank accounts” (I dunno, I never saw it!) grossed $117 million, just completed a two-year national tour, and will have been the 20th longest running show in Broadway history. But apparently that is done now. Also tickets are still like $958.99, so I probably won’t ever see it.