Andy Dick Stars In "It"
If, like 13% of the adult American population, you have an inexplicable fear of clowns, this video of comedian Andy Dick dressed as Ronald McDonald at a PETA protest will chill you to the bone. Even if you're clown-friendly, it is indeed still rather terrifying. I'm almost apologetic about posting it, but sometimes we need to confront our fears to finally overcome them.
That's in front of the Rock-n-Roll McDonald's in Chicago. Cheeseburgers cost an extra 50 cents there and all the tourists from Duluth go there for a fancy night out.
Also, pros sometimes work the bathrooms late at night. Sadly, they do not barter for food as most are self-evidently well-fed.
Maybe that's why Andy chose that one in the first place. Protest and then go straight to whorin. That's why Jesus loves Andy Dick best.
well, now r. kelly's alleged going there to find ladies makes even more sense!
now, let's all link our hands and sing some wesley willis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqnQYq3BQ0k
Pee on me.
If memory serves, the old Rock N' Roll McDonolds was just like a normal McDonalds, but with a bunch of ropey rock memorabilia everywhere. This new one looks pretty crazy (although I've never been indside) – a friend of mine calls it the "Shock 'n' Awe Mcdonalds".
It looks kind of like an airport terminal.
They tore down the original Rock n Roll McDonald's to build this monster. I've been inside, not very impressive for a flagship store. I think the original plan was to have some big name architect design the building for this site but in the end they settled for this.
I'm gonna pretend this is validation for all the Andy Dick jokes I've been making all morning.
Thanks, Awl!
I can't click on the link or the video feed because just imagining Andy Dick as Ronald McDonald is inducing pants-sh*tting horror.
My name is Bittersweet and I am clown-phobic.
Ham Buggered.
How much do you think Andy Dick would charge for showing up at my 4 year old cousin's birthday party? Is an 8-Ball too much?
And I thought Bruce Nauman's clowns were scary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxoHuVeNwUI