If you're on Twitter or Facebook or whatever you'll already know that there was a Very Important Press Conference today, where the President said lots of things about lots of stuff. Here is the Most Important Moment, when the President answered the Most Important Question. Thanks for watching, America!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
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He's Kool.
I was sitting in Brownsville International Airport (BRO), surrounded by Border Patrol Agents and German shepherds (they didn't have passports. . .I asked), and this was on. Tuned to Fox, of course.
Couldn't hear the sound because of the panting and the tongue in my ear (it wasn't my tongue), but the SCREAMING headline as this was ongoing read, "OBAMA: I SCREWED UP"
This was a relatively important question, too
It may have been a month ago, I was touting the headline writing abilities of our awlers and lamenting that I had to go through all sorts of contortions in order to read them. Say what you will about .02, but these are the heds we want.
Better to smoke than to go up in smoke I say...
And i've been to AA and EVERYBODY there smokes to kill the taste of the shitty coffee.
They're Malboro Reds, goddamnit.