Things we need now: the half-a-billion-dollar airplane, which will make all former kings of finance drool/faint.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
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This is so based on the jet from Soul Plane!
Last night I had a dream that there was a sequel to Syndechoche New York only instead of Philip Seymour Hoffman it was Method Man, and now THIS HAPPENS?
God I love that movie.
Bernie Madoff ordered the economy model, where a guy stands on the wing and holds up photos of what you're supposed to be flying over.
This was always the joke flying CAAC in China during the 80s.
I can blow scented breezes into their room for the price of a burrito.
Is there a special fast-release narcotic triggered by turbulence to lull one away from the terrifying knowledge of immanent death? They all crash the same people. The. Same.
Comes with monogrammed flight recorders.
With some luck, they can scrounge up a military toilet or two for the high tech/high expense thrill.
I smell timeshare opportunity!!!
Can I interest you and your formerly-middle-class-friends-who-now-live-like-broke-ass-peasants-from-the-14th-century in this shiny new shoulder rocket that can knock things out of the sky with just a push of a button?
Right, because nothing gives you a better sense of well-being than the feeling that the floor's been ripped out of your airplane.
The next iteration of this concept? Maybe a luxury bomber. It won't need the piano room, but the glass floor should stay.
Gs I need to read the fine print.
I still think a big view port in the floor is a great idea!
Autopilot? Still inflatable.
There are no TVs on the backs of the seats. How are you going to watch VH1 Classic while flying to West Palm Beach?
Lame.
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that was supposed to be a reply to Clarence. Sigh.
Too much beige.
Upon first glance, I thought the glass floor was actually a pool. Wake me when that happens.
I'm not joking, and don't call me Shirley.