Comments on: A Note On Rumors About Our Impending Sale

By: HeyThatsMyBike

HeyThatsMyBike — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:15:57 +0000

Aw, this would allow Balk to upgrade from "Dack Janiels" and "Ill-behaved Chicken" brand whiskey to middle shelf!

By: propertius

propertius — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:48:30 +0000

AWOL

By: My Number Is My Address

My Number Is My Address — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:51:33 +0000

AOL? So nothing yet from Prodigy? Fingers crossed, gents!

By: Patrick M

Patrick M — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:46:08 +0000

How much do you want for your digit?

By: showmeonthedoll

showmeonthedoll — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:45:22 +0000

These sorts of rumors could ruin my reputation.

By: showmeonthedoll

showmeonthedoll — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:42:34 +0000

AOL has you on their docket.

By: riggssm

riggssm — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:36:15 +0000

Would The Awl by AOL come with 15 more minutes of fart jokes?

By: MisterHippity

MisterHippity — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:22:09 +0000

How the fuck did a picture of Julia Allison work its way into that piece?

And I refuse to believe "SportyTweets" exists. When I say that, I had to double-check just to be sure I wasn't reading some kind of parody from The Onion.

By: Hez

Hez — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:33:23 +0000

You can keep the hookers, but I wouldn't mind a cut of the blow.

By: Slapdash

Slapdash — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:18:22 +0000

I really like if whey you call me "A valuable demographic".

By: Peter Kafka

Peter Kafka — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:13:41 +0000

You guys should get some of that Nikki Finke money.

By: Jasmine

Jasmine — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:48:10 +0000

My mom still uses AOL. She also doesn't know what wikipedia is.

And I'd have to stop coming here if my mom started stopping by and that would be a damn shame because I managed a pretty single digit commenter number.

By: wiilliiaamm

wiilliiaamm — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:42:18 +0000

I smell a well paid publicist. Probs paid in Cube Mobile Device money.

By: WindowSeat

WindowSeat — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:40:42 +0000

Then imagine the comments they'd leave.

By: MParcells

MParcells — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:17:28 +0000

"Though growing fast, the Awl's traffic is small. Of course, that's nothing a link or two from AOL.com can't fix."

Imagine, AOL users that are capable of using the rest of the internet. Inconceivable.

By: hman

hman — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:17:26 +0000

Oh, you're gonna hate Dulles.

By: formerly it takes a lot etc.

formerly it takes a lot etc. — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:13:29 +0000

Free financial advice: don't take payment in AOL stock! Hold out for free dial-up!

By: Tuna Surprise

Tuna Surprise — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:11:13 +0000

Way to tie your dinghy to a sinking ship.

By: kitten_witawip

kitten_witawip — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:04:24 +0000

I imagine Cho's apartment currently looking something like this

http://image.flamingoworld.com/coming_to_america_hot_tub.jpg

By: IBentMyWookie

IBentMyWookie — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:52:07 +0000

CFO.

Also, this is like that scene in Goodfellas where all the guys turn up at the Christmas party with their newly-acquired symbols of wealth after the Lufthansa heist, and Jimmy freaks out because he doesn't want the feds to get wise….basically, I guess I'm wondering when Choire is going to show up at Cho's apartment screaming into the building intercom about the latter being a whore.

By: kitten_witawip

kitten_witawip — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:42:54 +0000

So this is the "Cracked" to Gawker's "Mad"?

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:42:46 +0000

Where does The Cat fall under the corporate structure?

By: NotesfromUndervault

NotesfromUndervault — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:31:06 +0000

Well, if you'awl are anything like me: you aren't some much for sale as rentable for the night, right?

By: KarenUhOh

KarenUhOh — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:22:07 +0000

"Demographically appealing." That seems almost within reach of "Tacky but willing."

By: NotAndersonCooper

NotAndersonCooper — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:21:58 +0000

I appeal to AOL!