Why Be Boring For A Blender?
"If you haven't noticed, gays make most of our culture. They write our teevee shows and Broadway musicals and even books, for those who can still read. They are the world's entertainers, designers and bloggers. And nothing threatens the creative spirit—which God gave primarily to homosexuals—more than the awful tedium of marriage."
And that's true. I remember Norah Jones talking about her latest album and saying she wrote and recorded it when her husband was away for a month and a half, because then she could just stay up all night if she wanted to.
And to think we could have been saved from that dreck if hubby was at home giving norah her propers.
Yeah, I was going to apologize beforehand for using her as an example.
THIS IS RIGHT. So join me, single women, in not marrying men or women. JUST HUG.
That's what cuddlepuddles are all about: releasing one's creative juices (in a manner of speaking).
Makes it pretty fucking hard to write porn.
Even as a satire on marriage rather than gaydomery, this is about as HIGHlarious as an op-ed saying civil rights absolutely ruined the blues; ie not fucking funny at all, mainly cuz plenty of people really do see gays & lesbians as little more than droll purveyors of artsy-fartsy yucks rather than, y'know, ensouled featherless bipeds like everybody else.
Anyways: getting gay-married won't make me bourgeois and boring because I born bourgeois and boring.
I don't care if it's an unpopular position, but I am fervently against Albino and Navy Lieutenant marriages. There. I've said my peace.